Here are a few pictures of the damage. I can already feel Chris cringing when he sees the bike.
So, you might notice that while the handlebars are facing the right direction, the front wheel is perpendicular to the bike. And yes, that's my pedal laying on the floor.
I took a nice chunk of skin off the side of my thumb when I mushed it between the handlebars and road.
This is the back of my left leg. I think the seat might have come down on it, but I'm not certain.
So, I know I'll get back on the bike (after I get that tire straightened out), but I think running is more my speed. I'm good at just one foot in front of the other.